Hola a todos! Cómo ha estado su semana? Normalmente escribo acerca de productos de belleza que quiero/pruebo, pero hoy se me antojó hacer algo diferente y divertido, algo que a todos nos gusta ver, pero que nadie quiere hacer: un fashion don't. La belleza de un fashion don't es que no importa en qué parte del mundo estés, ésto va a ser un no-no seguro. Los fashion crimes no discriminan, no respetan edad ni género. Qué les parece si empezamos?
Una aclaración: Este post no tiene ningún afán de criticar a ninguna persona, ni su estilo, peso o edad. Es simplemente con fines de diversión, y un poco de advertencia.
Hello beauties! How's been your week so far? Since I normally write about beauty products that I wanna try or have already, I decided to do something fun and different today, so the subject for today's post is something that we all like to see, but no one wants to do: a fashion crime. The beauty of this relies on the fact that no matter where you're from, these crimes will always be a sure no-no. Fashion crimes don't discriminate against anybody, and they don't respect age or gender. So how about if we get started?
Little disclaimer: We don't mean to criticize weight, age or style of anybody. This post is just for fun and laughter purposes, and maybe a little warning.
Leggings transparentes / See through leggings
Creo que a todas nos encantan unos buenos leggings: son cómodos, básicos y dependiendo de cómo los combines, puedes hacer de un outfit casual algo un poco más para salir de noche. Pero cual es el punto de usar leggins para cubrirte, si van a ser transparentes?!? Mejor no nos ponemos nada! Así llamamos menos la atención.
We all love a good pair of leggings: they're among our basics, they're comfortable and you can dress them down for a casual look or make them a night outfit, depending how you style them. But what's the point on wearing leggings if they're gonna be transparent?!? Let's not wear anything and we'll draw less attention.
We all love a good pair of leggings: they're among our basics, they're comfortable and you can dress them down for a casual look or make them a night outfit, depending how you style them. But what's the point on wearing leggings if they're gonna be transparent?!? Let's not wear anything and we'll draw less attention.
Seas celebridad o no, los leggins transparentes nos atacan a todas.
Whether you are a celebrity or not, see through leggings attack us equal.
Creo que ella se tomó lo de "transparente" muy literal...
I believe she took the term "see thorugh", too literal...
Botas blancas / White boots
Bueno, aquí quiero ser un poco más específica: no es que piense que todas las botas blancas son feas, pero es que el 99.99% de las veces que las he visto, se ven como éstas, y de plano no creo que nos hagan ver muy bien. Puede que unas botas blancas bonitas sean como una especie en peligro de extinción, o un fantasma, por lo que hasta no ver, no creer.
I wanna be a bit more specific here: It's not that all white boots are ugly, but it's just that 99.99% of the times I've seen them, they look like this, and I don't think they're a good look. Maybe a nice pair of white boots is like an endangered species, or like a ghost, so I won't believe in them until I see one.
I wanna be a bit more specific here: It's not that all white boots are ugly, but it's just that 99.99% of the times I've seen them, they look like this, and I don't think they're a good look. Maybe a nice pair of white boots is like an endangered species, or like a ghost, so I won't believe in them until I see one.
Mira que a Lindsey la hemos cachado varias veces cometiendo el mismo crimen! Pero bueno, de ésto a que vuelva a chocar...
We've seen Lindsey wearing them several times, thus committing the same crime! Well, that's better than a hit and run anyway...
Y qué me dicen de éstas, más cortitas? Por si te quieres dar el look en plan muy ghetto o rapera del Bronx como la J.Lo.
And what do you think about these? In case you wanna go for a ghetto look, very "J.Lo from the Bronx" kind of thing.
Éstas se ven bastante raras, verdad? Como que el pie no quedaría muy bien... Pues es porque son para muñecas, y cuestan al rededor de 40 dólares el par. Si no me creen, aquí les dejo el link: Botas Altas y Botines con malla.
These are pretty weird, right? They look like your feet wouldn't really fit... And that's because they're made for dolls, and they're 40 dollars a pair. In case you don't believe me, here´s the link: Botas Altas y Botines con malla.
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Shorts demasiado cortos / Extremely short shorts
Con el cuento que cada verano hace más calor y cada día somos mas "libres", nos podemos poner los shorts que nosotras queramos, verdad? Y está bien, pero si te vas a poner unos shorts que sólo te cubran media nalga y la otra mitad va al aire, pues mejor nos ponemos un bikini y santo remedio!
Aparte, qué incomodidad, cómo te vas a sentar y no quemarte medio trasero??
With the excuse that every summer is hotter than the summer before, and that we're becoming more and more independent, we can wear whatever we want, right? And that's fine, but if you decide to wear shorts that only cover half of your ass and the other half is out there, well then why don't you just wear your bikini bottoms and that's it!
Besides, wearing them seems very uncomfortable since every time you sit you are in danger of burning half of your butt.
Que conste que no tiene nada que ver con tu talla o medida. Vean estas chicas son delgaditas y con cuerpazo pero ahí van con un "calzón de mezclilla".
This crime has nothing to do with your size. Look at this girls, they have beautiful and amazing bodies, but here they are wearing some "denim panties".
Ahh y por si esos no se les hacían demasiado cortos, aquí estan unos que a mi me gusta llamar "Tanga de Mezclilla".
Oh and in case you didn't think those shorts were too short, here we have what I like to call "Denim Thong".
Lo cual va de la mano con mi siguiente "no-no"... / Which leads us to our next no-no...
Shorts/pantalones demasiado apretados / Shorts/pants too tight
Dios mío, qué alguien nos ayude!! Parece que para este crimen no hay salvación, lo vemos a diestra y siniestra en nuestro día a día... No importa si eres talla 0 ó 20, si usas unos pantalones que te ajustan demasiado a la cadera, vas a hacer que los "gorditos" de los lados se desborden, imitando a la perfección a un bollito recién horneado.
Please Lord, help us!! Looks like this crime is here to stay, we see it every day, everywhere ... It doesn't matter if your a size 0 or 20, if you wear pants that are too small, you're gonna make those little "rolls" on the sides pop, imitating a freshly baked muffin.
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| Beware: The Muffin Top. |
Ellas son culpables de dos crímenes al mismo tiempo... Que alguien las detenga!
These girls are guilty of committing two crimes at the same time... Please, somebody stop them!
Esto ha sido todo por esta edición, pero como hay nuevos crímenes sucediendo a cada momento, espero traerles un nuevo post como éste. Ustedes han cometido alguno de estos? Qué otro fashion crime les viene a la mente?
So there you have it, these were some of the most common fashion crimes, but since we have new ones happening right now, I hope I can bring you some new ones. Have you ever committed one of these? What other fashion can you think of?
Besos!




































